Looks like somebody forgot to tell Paula Abdul that an inviation to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards didn’t mean you had to come dressed up like a kid too. I mean, with all the Botox we can’t really tell how old she is but we know “Straight Up” was popular like 20 years ago, so you do the math. Anyway, Paula thought it was ok to raid some teenybopper’s closet and she showed up on the orange carpet looking like she just finished a shopping spree at Rave, Hot Topic and Claire’s with some of the high school-aged contestants on American Idol. But nothing about this look is ok Paula. Absolutely nothing.

Oh Paula. You are such a mess mentally and physically. The Elvira chandelier neckline played out with, well, Elvira. And the Chiquita Banana dress is meant only for a cartoon woman with a basket of fruit on her head. But since you technically are a basketcase I guess that’s close enough. All that’s missing is the fruit.

Btw, are you hiding a bottle of vodka under that ruffle?