Looks like somebody forgot to tell Paula Abdul that an inviation to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards didn’t mean you had to come dressed up like a kid too. I mean, with all the Botox we can’t really tell how old she is but we know “Straight Up” was popular like 20 years ago, so you do the math. Anyway, Paula thought it was ok to raid some teenybopper’s closet and she showed up on the orange carpet looking like she just finished a shopping spree at Rave, Hot Topic and Claire’s with some of the high school-aged contestants on American Idol. But nothing about this look is ok Paula. Absolutely nothing.