You gotta love Nick and Mariah. The twelve year old and his wife (and her twelve year old’s dress) looked like shopped right out of J. Crew kids catalog and Forever 21 to get their Easter fresh on. I still don’t understand Mariah’s love of all things spandex - I mean, does every curve have to be on full display at all times? And the cheesy, clingy pink ruffled dress is killing me. Not only is it cheap looking, it is sheer and the ruffles look like frosting on a teenage birthday cake. And Nick, did you really have to coordinate with the pink striped tie? I can’t. Not on Easter.

UPDATE: The dress is killing Mariah too…

Mr. and Mrs. Cannon were spotted coming from somewhere or going somewhere…it’s not really important where. What is important is why Nick’s suits are always too big and Mariah’s clothes are always too small. And the question of the day is where were they coming from/going to that had a three-piece suit/spandex dress code? I can’t think of one single place I know of, but then again, I’m not a celebrity. I have realized that the husband and wife (I still can’t believe it as I write it) are actually the perfect couple though. Because Nick looks like a 12 year old (dressed up in his daddy’s best church suit) and Mariah dresses like a 12 year old, so the two of them are a match made in teenage heaven.