Remember when Lil Kim first joined Junior Mafia and she dressed somewhat classy, like wearing business suits and stuff? Yeah, well this aint her. Naturi Naughton, who played Lil Kim in the recent Notorious movie showed up at the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency premiere wearing some Lil Kim wardrobe castoffs from like 15 years ago. This Fred Flintstone leopard/cougar/cheetah print furry vested top is not the jumpoff. Neither is the $10 skirt and $20 shoes. And while I am a fan of natural hair, if you’re gonna try to look like back in the day Kim, at least slap on a wig. Not a fan? Then go get a good wash and set. I’m sure you got a decent check from Notorious - go hit up one of the Dominican salons, it’ll only set you back about $20. I don’t know what the hell is an outfit like this doing on someone’s red carpet. And, for that matter, what Naturi is doing there either.

Eww. Everytime I see Lil Kim, I think of Michael Jackson post-Thriller days, but pre-nose falling off. But Kim is on her way. The plastic surgeries, Botox injections, silicone and liposuction are starting to revolt and pretty soon we’re gonna see pieces of her body strewn across the stage. And that push-up bra and tank top are not gonna hold you up forever Kim. Unlike Michael Jackson, I see Kim no longer has enough money to afford performance outfits so I guess what’s good for the streets is good for the stage.

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