Jaslene Gonzalez is really smokin some other ish. Being supermodel skinny is one thing; sportin’ a permanent crackhead figure is another. And rockin’ this get up is only something a true crackhead would do. Not only is she smoking, she’s also fashion challenged and colorblind! She jacked some poor animal for that too-big red fur jacket, jacked M.C. Hammer for his pants, and Chris Brown for his wifebeater. (Let me stop). And that blue belt is barely holding up those pants. Girl, go get something to eat! I know Day 26’s album release party aint really that special but damn, you couldn’t have come better than this?
WTF Jaslene? What is this hot ass multicolored tranny mess you’re wearing? Looks like chick had a battle with a box of crayons. And lost. Jaslene, like all the other Top Model rejects (I don’t care that she won, what is she doing now???) need to go to some sort of Top Model reject Charm School to learn how to dress with some class. Tyra used to tell her on the show to stop wearing all this extra crap so now that the show’s over, I guess she just said screw everything Tyra told her. But the prison stripes, red belt, split up to ‘there’ blue skirt and yellow stripper shoes are just not the business.
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Why is it that all the Top Model winners either fade into obscurity (except for Eva Pigford) or suddenly lose the style tips that TyTy gave them on the show? I specifically remember Tyra telling Jaslene to tone it down, lest she look too tranny and sure enough, she looks tranny. I hope she didn’t show up on the Fashionista Show trying to give advice on how to bring out your inner drag queen. Nevermind this dress is hurting my eyes with the checkerboard pattern and what’s with the fiesta ribbons on each shoulder? Is this what you buy with $100 grand?
