Jaslene Gonzalez is really smokin some other ish. Being supermodel skinny is one thing; sportin’ a permanent crackhead figure is another. And rockin’ this get up is only something a true crackhead would do. Not only is she smoking, she’s also fashion challenged and colorblind! She jacked some poor animal for that too-big red fur jacket, jacked M.C. Hammer for his pants, and Chris Brown for his wifebeater. (Let me stop). And that blue belt is barely holding up those pants. Girl, go get something to eat! I know Day 26’s album release party aint really that special but damn, you couldn’t have come better than this?

I didn’t know hood chicks still used Kool Aid to dye their hair. I thought that ish played out back in the 90’s! But leave it to Cheri Dennis to bring back the throwback style. The Bad Boy artist showed up on the red carpet for labelmate’s Day 26 album release party. And chick showed off her fresh fruit punch-flavored dome with a black strapless prom dress, also from the 90’s, and extra tatted up body. Are girl tatts the new accessory? And are those wedge-heeled slingback sneakers that I see? Girl, you settin’ trends left and right. Too bad all these trends played out years ago. But to be fair, they did last a lot longer than your singing career.