Now I’ve got the answer to my last question (see previous post). D. Woods was the hottest mess of all which may be why she wasn’t posing with the rest of her group. They probably told her acid reflux yellow Nike’d ass to get out of the photographer’s way, lest she throw off the already unbalanced color scheme. I know this chick got her own style and all but she’s killing me with the party dresses with ugly kicks trend. I know Diddy don’t pay that much but at least borrow some looks from the Bad Boy closet, I’m sure he won’t mind.

I have never in my life seen a group of chicks in the same band that look like they just met for the first time. Even Destiny’s Child with all their group changes managed to look unified. God bless Miss Tina and her bedazzled, sequined performance outfits. But I digress. The Danity Kane chicks don’t necessarily look bad, just random. Couldn’t they have better coordinated color schemes and palettes? Like let’s wear shades of red or something? And where’s D. Woods? Smart enough not to appear in this Crayola-colored picture I guess.