I know Wendy Williams always talks about her brother and sister on the radio but I didn’t know they were one and the same….Oh wait, this is Traci Bingham? The love child of Wendy and RuPaul was spotted on some red carpet (who keeps inviting her?) looking a hot tranny muppet mess. The bird’s nest weave, the super siliconed fake boobs, the fabric swatch she calls a dress and the stretchy metallic and aqua-colored furry Cookie Monster boots are just too much. From Baywatch to the Surreal Life to Cookie Monster’s stunt double - what will she do next? And I can’t believe this chick used to video ho (yeah it’s a verb) for Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri. When video chicks like Melyssa Ford dress classier than you, it’s just a damn shame.

Usually when you start seeing these reality chicks all over magazines and stuff, it means they won whatever show they were on but I don’t think that’s the case here. I think Hoopz didn’t win the $250 grand on I Love Money so she had to resort to the aspiring-video-girl/washed up reality chick’s starter job, posing for King Magazine. I’m not trying to hate on anybody’s hustle but is the tranny stripper makeup and Wilma Flintstone necklace the best she could do? You’re a washed up celeb Hoopz! I know you aint New york or nothin but you have been on two shows already - you couldn’t get VH1 to spring for your own make up artist and hairstylist? I do give King Mag credit for the ‘bustin out of Saran wrap’ theme - that’s hot yo.

Wow, I thought Real’s (from I Love NY) luscious Cowardly lion locks were to die for but then I saw this pic of Lloyd and changed my mind. I love that Lloyd is (a) not afraid to rock the preferred picture day hairstyle of most third grade girls (ladies, you know you have a picture of you with the side twist/braid and one in the back - that was the ish back in the day!), and (b) not afraid to pose with a drag queen model who looks more masculine than you. That takes cojones!

And let’s not leave Jade out. I mean, she is the undiscovered supermodel. I see she got a new wig (must be a trend among Top Model rejects these days) and a sequinned minidress so now you really can’t tell her nothin! As if we could before. Boy Girl, you fierce!