I don’t know what K-Fed put in Britney’s peace pipe two years ago but whatever she was smoking caused her to go nuts and shave off all her damn hair. So Diddy must have only given Cassie half of the same ish cause chick went and shaved half her damn head. WTF?!?! Is shaving your head the new black? I guess with Kanye prancing around the world arm in arm with a bald chick, all side jawns must think that’s their way to the top. Or maybe Cassie’s just trying to get people to pay attention to her “music career”. Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news Cassie but you failed boo.
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Little Cassandra usually looks so put together that we almost forget that she can’t actually sing. But this outfit brings it all back. What is it with chicks these days rockin tops as dresses? I think I see some signs of denim (shorts or skirt maybe) but if it’s so short that you can’t tell, then it just doesn’t count. And with the gold charm chain and studded riding boots, I’m confused as to what look she’s going for. Try again Cassie.

Why am I having sudden flashbacks of Prince and Vanity/Appollonia? I would say Ryan Leslie is the new mini tangmaster except he can’t quite sing and drop draws like Prince used to. Anyway, he’s trying. Cassie’s former lover is now after her even younger lookalike, Chanel Iman. The two of them look cute together, I must admit. Her dress and baggy fringed boots are hot, and his look aint too bad either. But note to Chanel, you should never date a guy who wears his pants tighter than you. Just sayin…

Diddy’s favorite talentless side chick Cassie always looks good on the red carpet. If she would just steer clear of the mic and just be a red carpet fixture like many other ‘celebs’, things would be great in musicland. Only Cassie could rock a feathered vest, latex leggings and Christian Louboutin stilettos and make it look good.