Little Rudy Huxtable has certainly grown up! Keshia Knight Pulliam celebrated her birthday at Club Prive Las Vegas quite fabulously. The former Cosby show kid/actress looked gorgeous in a purple leopard print blouse and black shorts for a simple yet classy, grown-up look. Her beauty was much appreciated by fellow celebs Malik Yoba and Yung Berg who sent the following messages (along with their phone numbers) to her via Twitter:

“@TheRealYungBerg@k_knightpulliam I would love to fly yo sexy ass out to miami wit me, whats good?! hit my line 925-[removed]”

“@malikyoba @k_knightpulliam Damn girl!!! mmm mmm mmm How u have womanized!! Hit Me direct # 310-[removed]“

Too bad it was a fake account! Sorry fellas, better luck next time…

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I don’t know what K-Fed put in Britney’s peace pipe two years ago but whatever she was smoking caused her to go nuts and shave off all her damn hair. So Diddy must have only given Cassie half of the same ish cause chick went and shaved half her damn head. WTF?!?! Is shaving your head the new black? I guess with Kanye prancing around the world arm in arm with a bald chick, all side jawns must think that’s their way to the top. Or maybe Cassie’s just trying to get people to pay attention to her “music career”. Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news Cassie but you failed boo.

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Dwight Eubanks, the “breakout star” (snickers) of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has been doing all sorts of D-list appearances since the show. Most recently he hosted the 2009 Fashion & Style Honors awards. Now I don’t know what counts for fashionable and stylish in the ATL, but I’m guessing it’s not this here. Homeboy (or homegirl, depending on the day) and his no-pack chicken chest was spotted in a turtleneck-turned belly top which I haven’t seen since Blaine and Antoine on In Living Color, with some wrinkled-ass wide leg leather pants which some poor cow died in vain for. I’m not sure what’s going on with the string he made into a belt but I guess that’s just some creative ish I’m not up on yet. This whole picture has an overall aura of tangyness. At any moment I expect him to do three snaps in G formation. One guess what the G stands for…

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Mr. and Mrs. Cannon were spotted coming from somewhere or going somewhere…it’s not really important where. What is important is why Nick’s suits are always too big and Mariah’s clothes are always too small. And the question of the day is where were they coming from/going to that had a three-piece suit/spandex dress code? I can’t think of one single place I know of, but then again, I’m not a celebrity. I have realized that the husband and wife (I still can’t believe it as I write it) are actually the perfect couple though. Because Nick looks like a 12 year old (dressed up in his daddy’s best church suit) and Mariah dresses like a 12 year old, so the two of them are a match made in teenage heaven.

Damn Rachel Roy. I’m sorry to hear you’re getting divorced from Damon Dash but that’s usually the time you start dressing like a slut sexy young woman and letting all the single industry men know you’re back on the market. I don’t think you’re gonna find your next sugar daddy husband dressing like a corporate employee from back in the day. And I didn’t know they even still made skirts that long! You’re a fashion designer and your stuff is edgy and couture so what is up with this outfit??? You look like a sad gray sack, even more so with that drab grandma blazer. Even aside from the man repellant that is this outfit, you’re at an industry event - and the only thing dressed up are your feet! Next time try a cocktail dress - it might work better with those shoes.

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WTF Sylvia Rhone? You are way too old to be dressing like a prep-school dropout / Kwame video extra from the early 90’s. That was the last time polka dots were in style and in case you didn’t get the memo, they have never come back in style. The young cardigan, contrasting colors, highwater plaid pants and print socks are just waiting for a citation from the fashion police. I mean who in their right mind mixes polka dots and plaid?? And the way your eyes are popping out of your head makes me think somebody just put a mirror in front of you and now you see what we see. Just a suggestion, don’t get dressed in the dark next time.

On another note, who new Kid Cudi was such a cutie???

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I remember watching Vanessa Williams win the Miss America title and crown when I was little and I hate to admit that was ages ago. So she’s gotta be like 60 years old or something now. No, I’m kidding. Really, it doesn’t matter what age Vanessa is, she always looks gorgeous. She was spotted on the red carpet for the new Hannah Montana movie and only she could rock a lemon yellow dress with a bright turquoise necklace, nude sandals and multicolored clutch and pull it off fabulously. Work it Miss Williams!

Apparently Paul Bunyan couture is what’s hot right now. Rashida Jones showed up on the red carpet at the J.C. Penney I Heart Ronson launch looking like she got in a fight with a lumberjack who wanted his shirt back. I’m not sure if this is part of the collection or not, but flannel dresses are so dated. Wait, were they ever in style? Honestly, the dress isn’t all bad but the shoulder cutouts and little arm ties just look silly and young. And it wouldn’t have hurt to throw a hot iron against it for more than five minutes. When you’re the daughter of a music legend, you gotta come better than this.

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Isn’t it ironic that just about every person on the red carpet for Bravo TV’s A-list awards is actually on the C-list or below? Tyson Beckford of America’s Next Top Model wannabe show Make Me a Supermodel strolled down the red carpet wearing this Easter bunny mess. Note to Tyson - when you want to try to squash rumors that you’re not gay, it helps to wear something, oh…I don’t know..not gay!!! Cause a white suit and pink, beaded necklace, deep V-neck tee and pink handkerchief are not thugged out options. Neither is a fake marriage to your beard that stylist from Candy Girls. We still don’t believe you and you still need more people.

Looks like somebody forgot to tell Paula Abdul that an inviation to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards didn’t mean you had to come dressed up like a kid too. I mean, with all the Botox we can’t really tell how old she is but we know “Straight Up” was popular like 20 years ago, so you do the math. Anyway, Paula thought it was ok to raid some teenybopper’s closet and she showed up on the orange carpet looking like she just finished a shopping spree at Rave, Hot Topic and Claire’s with some of the high school-aged contestants on American Idol. But nothing about this look is ok Paula. Absolutely nothing.