When it comes to ugly celebrity fashion, Jacki O never lets me down. I mean, since Foxy Brown and Khia have both gone low profile, I need some other tacky rap chick to talk about. And Jacki O is that girl. She recently performed somewhere (who are the ‘fans’ that paid for this?) and she “dazzled” the crowd (and I say that while snickering) in her Ice Capades concert get up. Basically it was just a catsuit that she probably studded at home with her Bedazzler. That huge star on her hip is killing me but it’s all about personal creativity so who am I to judge?]]>
I don’t know who told Cam’ron it was cool to bring back the looks from V (the TV series), but homie, it’s just not. Dressing like a ghetto alien slayer is not gonna give you any street cred, let alone any more album sales. Give Mike Donovan back his jacket and shades, and get rid of that senior citizen style Gucci visor and get back to working on your lame ass music career.
Ciara’s the latest celebrity to fall victim to the harem pants. Ladies (and MC Hammer), this look is not the business. These type of pants were only meant for Aladdin, I Dream of Jeannie, and snake charmers. And speaking of snakes, CiCi, what is that around your neck? It looks like you captured a bright red anaconda, snatched off the skin and swung it around your neck. Maybe you missed the memo, but this event was called “Operation Smile“, not “Operation-Laugh-at-my-Ridiculous-Outfit”.]]>
We know it’s wrong to make fun of kids so that’s why we don’t do that here at CelebUgly. Oh wait, that’s not a kid - it’s Gary Coleman. Well then, let the fun begin! He was spotted on the red carpet at the premiere of his film Midgets and Mascots (I’m gonna leave that one alone) at the Tribeca Film Festival dressed like he spent the day hiking in the woods somewhere. You would think that even though his career is washed up he would at least wash himself up before coming to the event.The ashiness, dustiness and crustiness could have all been taken care of with a bar of soap, a bottle of water and some Vaseline. And I’m sorry, but no grown man should wear Crocs - green ones at that. Although technically, Gary’s not a grown man, but the rule still applies.
I think Janice Combs missed the memo that this was the premiere for Beyonce’s Obsessed movie, and not the black remake of I Dream of Jeannie. Miss Janice looks like she just popped out of Diddy’s bottle and onto the magic carpet. The gold jacket, belt, shoes and earrings that match her wig, the blue tunic top and harem pants - I just can’t. Nothing about this look says “My son got money”. And they have got too much money and access for her to still be dressing a hot ass mess. I know Diddy won’t spring for stylists for any of his groups that he exploits features on Making the Band, but damn, you can at least throw your own momma a bone.]]>
The original pimp gangsta Ice-T and his stripper/hoe wife were spotted at some red carpet event for the Tribeca Film Festival and Coco was looking cheap and tacky as usual. Coco was trying to channel Mariah Carey with her little girl get-up. If it wasn’t for the Botox-ed face, between the two ponytails, that too small shirt dress that was meant for a teenage girl and that logo-covered XOXO bag (that by no means should be carried after you complete middle school), I would swear this was Mimi. And about that bag Coco, with all them dollar bills from sliding down the pole and the dough from meeting some Johns in dirty motels, you or your pimp couldn’t spring for no Louis Vuitton?]]>
Can you keep a secret? I’ve got a girl crush on Sanaa Lathan. No homo, but this chick is absolutely beautiful. She came out to Katie Holmes‘ Independent Filmmaker Project Event at the Cooper Square Hotel in a simple red dress, several strands of Michelle Obama-style pearls and she accessorized with silver sandals and a matching clutch. She’s one of the few celebs who looks stunning like 99% of the time. Now if she could only pass her sense of style along to some other Hollywood chicks…
Boys and girls, this is why you don’t mess with the IRS. ‘Cause they will take you from being an actor to a bellhop or Driving Miss Daisy in a matter of minutes. Wesley Snipes career has been on a dwonward spiral ever since the IRS came after his ass, and now it looks like his wardrobe is following suit. I’m not sure where he picked up this outfit (Costume department on a movie set? Costumes-R-Us? Salvation Army?) but the baggy pinstripe suit and weird hat looks like he just got off his shift at the local Holiday Inn or just finished driving a real celebrity.]]>