WTF Jaslene? What is this hot ass multicolored tranny mess you’re wearing? Looks like chick had a battle with a box of crayons. And lost. Jaslene, like all the other Top Model rejects (I don’t care that she won, what is she doing now???) need to go to some sort of Top Model reject Charm School to learn how to dress with some class. Tyra used to tell her on the show to stop wearing all this extra crap so now that the show’s over, I guess she just said screw everything Tyra told her. But the prison stripes, red belt, split up to ‘there’ blue skirt and yellow stripper shoes are just not the business.
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I don’t know what K-Fed put in Britney’s peace pipe two years ago but whatever she was smoking caused her to go nuts and shave off all her damn hair. So Diddy must have only given Cassie half of the same ish cause chick went and shaved half her damn head. WTF?!?! Is shaving your head the new black? I guess with Kanye prancing around the world arm in arm with a bald chick, all side jawns must think that’s their way to the top. Or maybe Cassie’s just trying to get people to pay attention to her “music career”. Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news Cassie but you failed boo.
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Filed Under (WTF?) by CelebUgly on 09-04-2009
WTF Sylvia Rhone? You are way too old to be dressing like a prep-school dropout / Kwame video extra from the early 90’s. That was the last time polka dots were in style and in case you didn’t get the memo, they have never come back in style. The young cardigan, contrasting colors, highwater plaid pants and print socks are just waiting for a citation from the fashion police. I mean who in their right mind mixes polka dots and plaid?? And the way your eyes are popping out of your head makes me think somebody just put a mirror in front of you and now you see what we see. Just a suggestion, don’t get dressed in the dark next time.
On another note, who new Kid Cudi was such a cutie???
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Boom Boom Kat is back on Making the Band after her staged fight with Diddy so now she’s back on everybody’s red carpet thinking she’s all fierce and stuff. When I saw this pic I just let out a long sigh. First because Laurie Ann Gibson thinks people are still checkin for her (if they ever were). And second, because she looks a hot ass mess. I don’t care how toned your legs are, that’s no excuse for wearing a turtlenecked basketball jersey as a dress, with hideous granny booties at that. And why is every black chick jumping on the Rihanna haircut bandwagon? What’s good for the goose is not good for the gander (whatever that means).
I know Wendy Williams always talks about her brother and sister on the radio but I didn’t know they were one and the same….Oh wait, this is Traci Bingham? The love child of Wendy and RuPaul was spotted on some red carpet (who keeps inviting her?) looking a hot tranny muppet mess. The bird’s nest weave, the super siliconed fake boobs, the fabric swatch she calls a dress and the stretchy metallic and aqua-colored furry Cookie Monster boots are just too much. From Baywatch to the Surreal Life to Cookie Monster’s stunt double - what will she do next? And I can’t believe this chick used to video ho (yeah it’s a verb) for Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri. When video chicks like Melyssa Ford dress classier than you, it’s just a damn shame.
Oh Paula. You are such a mess mentally and physically. The Elvira chandelier neckline played out with, well, Elvira. And the Chiquita Banana dress is meant only for a cartoon woman with a basket of fruit on her head. But since you technically are a basketcase I guess that’s close enough. All that’s missing is the fruit.
Btw, are you hiding a bottle of vodka under that ruffle?
That’s ‘no’ Raven! Chile, wtf are you wearing? The Flashdance getup stuffed under the black S&M tutu, leaning motorcycle boots and sleep mask are so not the ish. I’m all for self-love but this is just ridiculous. The average chick shouldn’t rock this outfit, let alone a big girl. I’m just sayin…
It looks like she was dressed for multiple events, none of which was a concert. I guess that’s why no one showed up, huh? You don’t care? Neither do we.
WTF Jadakiss? At least look like you give a f#$%! Paying homage to Michael Jordan is all fine and dandy but shorts that come to your ankles are just high water pants and we all know that’s not hood. Everything about your stance says that you don’t care - about your looks, clothes, music, nothing! This look isn’t appropriate for playing basketball, going to the club, or even in prison. It’s time to do better ‘Kiss.
