Jaslene Gonzalez is really smokin some other ish. Being supermodel skinny is one thing; sportin’ a permanent crackhead figure is another. And rockin’ this get up is only something a true crackhead would do. Not only is she smoking, she’s also fashion challenged and colorblind! She jacked some poor animal for that too-big red fur jacket, jacked M.C. Hammer for his pants, and Chris Brown for his wifebeater. (Let me stop). And that blue belt is barely holding up those pants. Girl, go get something to eat! I know Day 26’s album release party aint really that special but damn, you couldn’t have come better than this?

Remember when Lil Kim first joined Junior Mafia and she dressed somewhat classy, like wearing business suits and stuff? Yeah, well this aint her. Naturi Naughton, who played Lil Kim in the recent Notorious movie showed up at the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency premiere wearing some Lil Kim wardrobe castoffs from like 15 years ago. This Fred Flintstone leopard/cougar/cheetah print furry vested top is not the jumpoff. Neither is the $10 skirt and $20 shoes. And while I am a fan of natural hair, if you’re gonna try to look like back in the day Kim, at least slap on a wig. Not a fan? Then go get a good wash and set. I’m sure you got a decent check from Notorious - go hit up one of the Dominican salons, it’ll only set you back about $20. I don’t know what the hell is an outfit like this doing on someone’s red carpet. And, for that matter, what Naturi is doing there either.

When I first saw this picture I wondered “Who the hell is Nate Parker“. But then I realized it didn’t matter. All that matters is that people, like Nate Parker, are actually jackin Terrence Howard’s ‘I need a new barber’ mini ‘fro hairstyle and that’s a problem. A huge problem. Add to that the ashy grey suit with the V-neck tee and the whole look is just a hot mess. And hot too…no suits in the summertime people, not even seersucker or whatever this material is.