We haven’t seen much of Robin Givens lately. Her last claim to fame was playing Malik’s publicity stunt of a wife on The Game; before that she was just one of Mike Tyson’s mistakes. Just like these camo pants she’s wearing. A mistake. Unless you’re getting ready for battle, trying to hide in a forest or are leading a militant protest somwhere, camouflage pants are a no-no. Especially on the red carpet. But to her credit, it has been a long time since she’s been on one…

Ciara’s the latest celebrity to fall victim to the harem pants. Ladies (and MC Hammer), this look is not the business. These type of pants were only meant for Aladdin, I Dream of Jeannie, and snake charmers. And speaking of snakes, CiCi, what is that around your neck? It looks like you captured a bright red anaconda, snatched off the skin and swung it around your neck. Maybe you missed the memo, but this event was called “Operation Smile“, not “Operation-Laugh-at-my-Ridiculous-Outfit”.

We know it’s wrong to make fun of kids so that’s why we don’t do that here at CelebUgly. Oh wait, that’s not a kid - it’s Gary Coleman. Well then, let the fun begin! He was spotted on the red carpet at the premiere of his film Midgets and Mascots (I’m gonna leave that one alone) at the Tribeca Film Festival dressed like he spent the day hiking in the woods somewhere. You would think that even though his career is washed up he would at least wash himself up before coming to the event.The ashiness, dustiness and crustiness could have all been taken care of with a bar of soap, a bottle of water and some Vaseline. And I’m sorry, but no grown man should wear Crocs - green ones at that. Although technically, Gary’s not a grown man, but the rule still applies.

I think Janice Combs missed the memo that this was the premiere for Beyonce’s Obsessed movie, and not the black remake of I Dream of Jeannie. Miss Janice looks like she just popped out of Diddy’s bottle and onto the magic carpet. The gold jacket, belt, shoes and earrings that match her wig, the blue tunic top and harem pants - I just can’t. Nothing about this look says “My son got money”. And they have got too much money and access for her to still be dressing a hot ass mess. I know Diddy won’t spring for stylists for any of his groups that he exploits features on Making the Band, but damn, you can at least throw your own momma a bone.

The original pimp gangsta Ice-T and his stripper/hoe wife were spotted at some red carpet event for the Tribeca Film Festival and Coco was looking cheap and tacky as usual. Coco was trying to channel Mariah Carey with her little girl get-up. If it wasn’t for the Botox-ed face, between the two ponytails, that too small shirt dress that was meant for a teenage girl and that logo-covered XOXO bag (that by no means should be carried after you complete middle school), I would swear this was Mimi. And about that bag Coco, with all them dollar bills from sliding down the pole and the dough from meeting some Johns in dirty motels, you or your pimp couldn’t spring for no Louis Vuitton?

Apparently you can turn a hoe into a housewife. Ice T proved that by marrying his stripper chick “model chick” Coco. The couple turned up on the Tyson movie premiere red carpet in full pimps-up, hoes-down mode. Ice T looked like an old pimp with his usual leather jacket, jeans and cap and Coco looked every bit the $2 hooker in spandex and all sorts of wild animal print accessories that she jacked some poor furry animals for. Are the cheetah and leopard print shoes, bag belt and hat really necessary Coco? (And by the way sweetie, we know you stole the hat from your husband’s pimp collection.) Anyway, it’s bad enough you jacked the plastic industry to stuff your body with, now must the animals suffer for your skankaliciousness too?

I didn’t know hood chicks still used Kool Aid to dye their hair. I thought that ish played out back in the 90’s! But leave it to Cheri Dennis to bring back the throwback style. The Bad Boy artist showed up on the red carpet for labelmate’s Day 26 album release party. And chick showed off her fresh fruit punch-flavored dome with a black strapless prom dress, also from the 90’s, and extra tatted up body. Are girl tatts the new accessory? And are those wedge-heeled slingback sneakers that I see? Girl, you settin’ trends left and right. Too bad all these trends played out years ago. But to be fair, they did last a lot longer than your singing career.

Apparently Paul Bunyan couture is what’s hot right now. Rashida Jones showed up on the red carpet at the J.C. Penney I Heart Ronson launch looking like she got in a fight with a lumberjack who wanted his shirt back. I’m not sure if this is part of the collection or not, but flannel dresses are so dated. Wait, were they ever in style? Honestly, the dress isn’t all bad but the shoulder cutouts and little arm ties just look silly and young. And it wouldn’t have hurt to throw a hot iron against it for more than five minutes. When you’re the daughter of a music legend, you gotta come better than this.

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Looks like somebody forgot to tell Paula Abdul that an inviation to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards didn’t mean you had to come dressed up like a kid too. I mean, with all the Botox we can’t really tell how old she is but we know “Straight Up” was popular like 20 years ago, so you do the math. Anyway, Paula thought it was ok to raid some teenybopper’s closet and she showed up on the orange carpet looking like she just finished a shopping spree at Rave, Hot Topic and Claire’s with some of the high school-aged contestants on American Idol. But nothing about this look is ok Paula. Absolutely nothing.

Remember when Lil Kim first joined Junior Mafia and she dressed somewhat classy, like wearing business suits and stuff? Yeah, well this aint her. Naturi Naughton, who played Lil Kim in the recent Notorious movie showed up at the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency premiere wearing some Lil Kim wardrobe castoffs from like 15 years ago. This Fred Flintstone leopard/cougar/cheetah print furry vested top is not the jumpoff. Neither is the $10 skirt and $20 shoes. And while I am a fan of natural hair, if you’re gonna try to look like back in the day Kim, at least slap on a wig. Not a fan? Then go get a good wash and set. I’m sure you got a decent check from Notorious - go hit up one of the Dominican salons, it’ll only set you back about $20. I don’t know what the hell is an outfit like this doing on someone’s red carpet. And, for that matter, what Naturi is doing there either.