I don’t know what K-Fed put in Britney’s peace pipe two years ago but whatever she was smoking caused her to go nuts and shave off all her damn hair. So Diddy must have only given Cassie half of the same ish cause chick went and shaved half her damn head. WTF?!?! Is shaving your head the new black? I guess with Kanye prancing around the world arm in arm with a bald chick, all side jawns must think that’s their way to the top. Or maybe Cassie’s just trying to get people to pay attention to her “music career”. Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news Cassie but you failed boo.

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Eww. Everytime I see Lil Kim, I think of Michael Jackson post-Thriller days, but pre-nose falling off. But Kim is on her way. The plastic surgeries, Botox injections, silicone and liposuction are starting to revolt and pretty soon we’re gonna see pieces of her body strewn across the stage. And that push-up bra and tank top are not gonna hold you up forever Kim. Unlike Michael Jackson, I see Kim no longer has enough money to afford performance outfits so I guess what’s good for the streets is good for the stage.

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That’s ‘no’ Raven! Chile, wtf are you wearing? The Flashdance getup stuffed under the black S&M tutu, leaning motorcycle boots and sleep mask are so not the ish. I’m all for self-love but this is just ridiculous. The average chick shouldn’t rock this outfit, let alone a big girl. I’m just sayin…

It looks like she was dressed for multiple events, none of which was a concert. I guess that’s why no one showed up, huh? You don’t care? Neither do we.