Old aunt Verdine looks so gorgeous I didn’t know whether to categorize her as Celebpretty or Celebhottie! But then I remembered auntie Verdine is actually a man. That fact is kinda hard to remember when her his shoulder length wrap and perfectly layered bangs are laying so tight and greased up better than yours. And girl boy, who did your perm? No new growth today! And the ruffled shirts in multiple colors? Fab-u-lous! But I digress. Verdine White was recently photographed modeling his namesake Series of Vavas Diamond Eyewear by Jonny Vavas. First, legendary singer of Earth Wind & Fire. Now, eyewear model. What will she he do next?

Damn. It’s hard to just focus on the fact that Venus Williams just won a gold medal with sister Serena when I’m so distracted by the way she looks right here. I’m all for comfortable and casual but she couldn’t slap on a scarf or wig or something? And I know you’re proud to rep the USA but even one of those velvet Juicy tracksuits would have looked better than this. And a couple of blotting sheets and powder would have done wonders for that sweaty, greasy face V. Damn if she don’t look just like her father Richard: face, hair, clothes and all.

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