You gotta love Nick and Mariah. The twelve year old and his wife (and her twelve year old’s dress) looked like shopped right out of J. Crew kids catalog and Forever 21 to get their Easter fresh on. I still don’t understand Mariah’s love of all things spandex - I mean, does every curve have to be on full display at all times? And the cheesy, clingy pink ruffled dress is killing me. Not only is it cheap looking, it is sheer and the ruffles look like frosting on a teenage birthday cake. And Nick, did you really have to coordinate with the pink striped tie? I can’t. Not on Easter.

UPDATE: The dress is killing Mariah too…

I’m not even gonna talk about the ghetto club photo op background with the weed leaf, bottle of Hypnotiq and fake Hummer. No, I’m not gonna talk about it because the bigger issue at hand is the crocheted patriotic mess that is Khia’s outfit. I know she got a lot of free time since her rap career hasn’t quite taken off (that’s being nice) but did she really have the time to CROCHET this red white and blue ‘outfit’? Who wears crocheted clothes, besides babies and old women? And is it hood to rock crochet at the club? I do have to give her props for coordinating the American flag booties though, nice touch.