I think Janice Combs missed the memo that this was the premiere for Beyonce’s Obsessed movie, and not the black remake of I Dream of Jeannie. Miss Janice looks like she just popped out of Diddy’s bottle and onto the magic carpet. The gold jacket, belt, shoes and earrings that match her wig, the blue tunic top and harem pants - I just can’t. Nothing about this look says “My son got money”. And they have got too much money and access for her to still be dressing a hot ass mess. I know Diddy won’t spring for stylists for any of his groups that he exploits features on Making the Band, but damn, you can at least throw your own momma a bone.

I don’t know what K-Fed put in Britney’s peace pipe two years ago but whatever she was smoking caused her to go nuts and shave off all her damn hair. So Diddy must have only given Cassie half of the same ish cause chick went and shaved half her damn head. WTF?!?! Is shaving your head the new black? I guess with Kanye prancing around the world arm in arm with a bald chick, all side jawns must think that’s their way to the top. Or maybe Cassie’s just trying to get people to pay attention to her “music career”. Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news Cassie but you failed boo.

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Mr. and Mrs. Cannon were spotted coming from somewhere or going somewhere…it’s not really important where. What is important is why Nick’s suits are always too big and Mariah’s clothes are always too small. And the question of the day is where were they coming from/going to that had a three-piece suit/spandex dress code? I can’t think of one single place I know of, but then again, I’m not a celebrity. I have realized that the husband and wife (I still can’t believe it as I write it) are actually the perfect couple though. Because Nick looks like a 12 year old (dressed up in his daddy’s best church suit) and Mariah dresses like a 12 year old, so the two of them are a match made in teenage heaven.

Damn Rachel Roy. I’m sorry to hear you’re getting divorced from Damon Dash but that’s usually the time you start dressing like a slut sexy young woman and letting all the single industry men know you’re back on the market. I don’t think you’re gonna find your next sugar daddy husband dressing like a corporate employee from back in the day. And I didn’t know they even still made skirts that long! You’re a fashion designer and your stuff is edgy and couture so what is up with this outfit??? You look like a sad gray sack, even more so with that drab grandma blazer. Even aside from the man repellant that is this outfit, you’re at an industry event - and the only thing dressed up are your feet! Next time try a cocktail dress - it might work better with those shoes.

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Damn. It’s hard to just focus on the fact that Venus Williams just won a gold medal with sister Serena when I’m so distracted by the way she looks right here. I’m all for comfortable and casual but she couldn’t slap on a scarf or wig or something? And I know you’re proud to rep the USA but even one of those velvet Juicy tracksuits would have looked better than this. And a couple of blotting sheets and powder would have done wonders for that sweaty, greasy face V. Damn if she don’t look just like her father Richard: face, hair, clothes and all.

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Now I’ve got the answer to my last question (see previous post). D. Woods was the hottest mess of all which may be why she wasn’t posing with the rest of her group. They probably told her acid reflux yellow Nike’d ass to get out of the photographer’s way, lest she throw off the already unbalanced color scheme. I know this chick got her own style and all but she’s killing me with the party dresses with ugly kicks trend. I know Diddy don’t pay that much but at least borrow some looks from the Bad Boy closet, I’m sure he won’t mind.

I have never in my life seen a group of chicks in the same band that look like they just met for the first time. Even Destiny’s Child with all their group changes managed to look unified. God bless Miss Tina and her bedazzled, sequined performance outfits. But I digress. The Danity Kane chicks don’t necessarily look bad, just random. Couldn’t they have better coordinated color schemes and palettes? Like let’s wear shades of red or something? And where’s D. Woods? Smart enough not to appear in this Crayola-colored picture I guess.

Apparently being BFF’s with Kelis is having some negative effects. Sometimes it’s not a good idea to dig into your best friend’s closet because what looks bad on her just may look worse on you. Are high-waisted denim rolled cuff capris what’s hot for the Summer? I guess you thought so, huh Dania? And you thought those yellow Betty Boop style shoes would look good with a poufy grey silk blouse and white and wicker bag too? Boo for you.

That’s ‘no’ Raven! Chile, wtf are you wearing? The Flashdance getup stuffed under the black S&M tutu, leaning motorcycle boots and sleep mask are so not the ish. I’m all for self-love but this is just ridiculous. The average chick shouldn’t rock this outfit, let alone a big girl. I’m just sayin…

It looks like she was dressed for multiple events, none of which was a concert. I guess that’s why no one showed up, huh? You don’t care? Neither do we.

WTF Jadakiss? At least look like you give a f#$%! Paying homage to Michael Jordan is all fine and dandy but shorts that come to your ankles are just high water pants and we all know that’s not hood. Everything about your stance says that you don’t care - about your looks, clothes, music, nothing! This look isn’t appropriate for playing basketball, going to the club, or even in prison. It’s time to do better ‘Kiss.