Ana Ortiz looks like that chick from the neighborhood that you don’t wanna eff wit. I don’t know who pissed this chick off but maybe she was mad at her stylist for putting her in this mess of a dress. It looks like somebody tucked some feathers in random places on a ruched prom dress. And the shoes look like those Bakers special collection shoes that you could get dyed to match your dress. Except they dyed them the wrong color. And chick is not having it. She got her earrings off, face Vaseline’d up - somebody better watch their back!

I don’t know who keeps passing this fur vest around Hollywood but it is not what’s hot for 2008. First Rihanna, then Cassie, and now Amerie. And the third time is not the charm and Amerie looks like a confused hot ass S&M mess. Do I begin with the non-matching pink top underneath the vest? Or the too-tight pants that show every leg ripple, and not in a flattering way. Or the leather whip hanging off the side of her boot? Or that hideous tapestry Gucci ‘Hysteria’ bag that doesn’t quite match anything? Oh Amerie, this looks says ‘thrown together’ and you’re too together for that. Now get it together.

Amy Crackhouse only gets coverage on this site cause she’s black by association - she sings like a black girl (Lauryn Hill) and obviously has a black goddaughter. I’m going to ignore the obvious question (who the hell would name her godmother and leave her alone with their child???) and focus on the fashion, which is what we do here on CelebUgly. Oh my. Amy’s channeling her inner Jamaican and is wearing out what should never be worn, except maybe on a beach in Jamaica; a mesh, fishnet shirt and pirate-style denim capris. Those ballet slippers certainly have seen better days (then again, maybe not). And her weave is starting to dread up. I didn’t even know Yaki could do that! She must have bought the cheap stuff. Oh Amy. It’s bad enough you’re into sporting crackhead couture, don’t drag someone else’s kid down with you.

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My gaydar must be in need of a tune-up cause I never suspected any tang tendencies from Benny Medina. But if the Simon Cowell muscle shirt (unbuttoned to reveal that peasy curly chest hair) and polka-dot necktie aren’t a complete giveaway, I don’t know what is. The man who managed so many celebrity careers and garnered so much respect just lost it all with this get up. The shirt and scarf are just so suspect. I’m sure the dress code called for more than jeans and sneakers but Benny, a suit would have sufficed. And posing next to Gayle King doesn’t add any more points to your masculinity index either.

For someone named Golden, she sure doesn’t look it. I would say more of an ashy white. I know Girlfriends went off the air but it’s still in reruns on BET so those residual checks should be in the mail. So why, Golden, do you always dress as if you’re one paycheck away from losing your house so you can only shop at Forever 21 and Bebe? These plain jane dresses are cool when you’re an aspiring actress but once you’ve been on a hit show, it’s time to step up your fashion game girl.

I guess a Top Model reject’s gotta do whatever it takes to stand out. I appreciate the fact that Keenyah took the judges advice and lost that spare tire she was getting on the show, and her weave is on point too. (Another tip from Tyra I see). But matching fake contact lenses with your shoes is a no-no. Why are black woman still wearing blue contacts in 2008? Matching them with your shoes is beyond wrong. The dress is nice but I’m sorry, I just can’t get past the haunting stare of her eyes…I think I’m getting hypnotized by the ugly.

I still don’t know who gave this chick the stage name Princess. I think ‘Round the Way Girl’ would have been more fitting. I mean how many princesses do you see with Kool-aid red dyed hair? But Princess has come a long way, I must admit. I think this outfit represents the ghetto high class - sort of a business suit for industry chicks. The mini vest and matching skirt ($16.99 at Joyce Leslie) is a good start Princess, but a shirt would have been nice. But then you couldn’t show off your new Victoria’s secret bra and toned tummy, right? I feel you girl. Can’t leave it all to the imagination…

Sigh. My people. Did we learn nothing from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka? ‘Overgold’ is a bad thing. And Lil Boosie, you know you can’t afford all those chains, let alone walk straight carrying all that crap around your neck and wrists. There’s nothing worse than a poser, except a fakin’ poser. The fact that you got on a Coogi t-shirt (I mean really, who’s checkin for Coogi since The Cosby Show?) and Chuck Taylors (also circa early-nineties) lets me know that all that ‘bling’ you’re rockin is either rented or unreal. Or both. And the Soulja Boy cereal-box sunglasses don’t even look good on Soulja Boy. At least we know who he is.

I tried not to hate today, really. But I just couldn’t pass this one up. I mean, when you dress up just like a mix between the Little Mermaid and the birthday cake at your party, you’re just asking for it. Meagan Good tries so hard but between the permanent snarling upper lip and fashion that never quite fits her look makes it hard to say something nice. Sorry Meagan. Happy birthday anyway.

Apparently being BFF’s with Kelis is having some negative effects. Sometimes it’s not a good idea to dig into your best friend’s closet because what looks bad on her just may look worse on you. Are high-waisted denim rolled cuff capris what’s hot for the Summer? I guess you thought so, huh Dania? And you thought those yellow Betty Boop style shoes would look good with a poufy grey silk blouse and white and wicker bag too? Boo for you.