Boys and girls, this is why you don’t mess with the IRS. ‘Cause they will take you from being an actor to a bellhop or Driving Miss Daisy in a matter of minutes. Wesley Snipes career has been on a dwonward spiral ever since the IRS came after his ass, and now it looks like his wardrobe is following suit. I’m not sure where he picked up this outfit (Costume department on a movie set? Costumes-R-Us? Salvation Army?) but the baggy pinstripe suit and weird hat looks like he just got off his shift at the local Holiday Inn or just finished driving a real celebrity.

I only know Jimmy Jean Louis from….actually I’m really not sure. I don’t remember what movie he’s been in but I will remember this extra medium jacket and collard shirt he’s wearing. Why does dude look like he just got off his shift as a waiter and randomly popped onto someone’s red carpet? Whatever job he’s been working, I’m sure it pays enough for him to buy a bigger sized shirt. Looks like his arms are about to break free.

I know Wendy Williams always talks about her brother and sister on the radio but I didn’t know they were one and the same….Oh wait, this is Traci Bingham? The love child of Wendy and RuPaul was spotted on some red carpet (who keeps inviting her?) looking a hot tranny muppet mess. The bird’s nest weave, the super siliconed fake boobs, the fabric swatch she calls a dress and the stretchy metallic and aqua-colored furry Cookie Monster boots are just too much. From Baywatch to the Surreal Life to Cookie Monster’s stunt double - what will she do next? And I can’t believe this chick used to video ho (yeah it’s a verb) for Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri. When video chicks like Melyssa Ford dress classier than you, it’s just a damn shame.

Sigh. My people. Did we learn nothing from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka? ‘Overgold’ is a bad thing. And Lil Boosie, you know you can’t afford all those chains, let alone walk straight carrying all that crap around your neck and wrists. There’s nothing worse than a poser, except a fakin’ poser. The fact that you got on a Coogi t-shirt (I mean really, who’s checkin for Coogi since The Cosby Show?) and Chuck Taylors (also circa early-nineties) lets me know that all that ‘bling’ you’re rockin is either rented or unreal. Or both. And the Soulja Boy cereal-box sunglasses don’t even look good on Soulja Boy. At least we know who he is.

When I first saw this picture I wondered “Who the hell is Nate Parker“. But then I realized it didn’t matter. All that matters is that people, like Nate Parker, are actually jackin Terrence Howard’s ‘I need a new barber’ mini ‘fro hairstyle and that’s a problem. A huge problem. Add to that the ashy grey suit with the V-neck tee and the whole look is just a hot mess. And hot too…no suits in the summertime people, not even seersucker or whatever this material is.

Danni Ray, whoever the hell you are, let it be known that the Grammy red carpet is not the same as the red carpet in front of your strip club. When you heard people screaming your name on the red carpet, that was not a cue for you to drop it like it’s hot and show ‘em what you’re working with. This is supposed to be a classy event boo…