Boom Boom Kat is back on Making the Band after her staged fight with Diddy so now she’s back on everybody’s red carpet thinking she’s all fierce and stuff. When I saw this pic I just let out a long sigh. First because Laurie Ann Gibson thinks people are still checkin for her (if they ever were). And second, because she looks a hot ass mess. I don’t care how toned your legs are, that’s no excuse for wearing a turtlenecked basketball jersey as a dress, with hideous granny booties at that. And why is every black chick jumping on the Rihanna haircut bandwagon? What’s good for the goose is not good for the gander (whatever that means).

Now I’ve got the answer to my last question (see previous post). D. Woods was the hottest mess of all which may be why she wasn’t posing with the rest of her group. They probably told her acid reflux yellow Nike’d ass to get out of the photographer’s way, lest she throw off the already unbalanced color scheme. I know this chick got her own style and all but she’s killing me with the party dresses with ugly kicks trend. I know Diddy don’t pay that much but at least borrow some looks from the Bad Boy closet, I’m sure he won’t mind.

I know Wendy Williams always talks about her brother and sister on the radio but I didn’t know they were one and the same….Oh wait, this is Traci Bingham? The love child of Wendy and RuPaul was spotted on some red carpet (who keeps inviting her?) looking a hot tranny muppet mess. The bird’s nest weave, the super siliconed fake boobs, the fabric swatch she calls a dress and the stretchy metallic and aqua-colored furry Cookie Monster boots are just too much. From Baywatch to the Surreal Life to Cookie Monster’s stunt double - what will she do next? And I can’t believe this chick used to video ho (yeah it’s a verb) for Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri. When video chicks like Melyssa Ford dress classier than you, it’s just a damn shame.

I don’t know who keeps passing this fur vest around Hollywood but it is not what’s hot for 2008. First Rihanna, then Cassie, and now Amerie. And the third time is not the charm and Amerie looks like a confused hot ass S&M mess. Do I begin with the non-matching pink top underneath the vest? Or the too-tight pants that show every leg ripple, and not in a flattering way. Or the leather whip hanging off the side of her boot? Or that hideous tapestry Gucci ‘Hysteria’ bag that doesn’t quite match anything? Oh Amerie, this looks says ‘thrown together’ and you’re too together for that. Now get it together.

Amy Crackhouse only gets coverage on this site cause she’s black by association - she sings like a black girl (Lauryn Hill) and obviously has a black goddaughter. I’m going to ignore the obvious question (who the hell would name her godmother and leave her alone with their child???) and focus on the fashion, which is what we do here on CelebUgly. Oh my. Amy’s channeling her inner Jamaican and is wearing out what should never be worn, except maybe on a beach in Jamaica; a mesh, fishnet shirt and pirate-style denim capris. Those ballet slippers certainly have seen better days (then again, maybe not). And her weave is starting to dread up. I didn’t even know Yaki could do that! She must have bought the cheap stuff. Oh Amy. It’s bad enough you’re into sporting crackhead couture, don’t drag someone else’s kid down with you.

Check out more cracked out Amy Winehouse here.

Wow, I thought Real’s (from I Love NY) luscious Cowardly lion locks were to die for but then I saw this pic of Lloyd and changed my mind. I love that Lloyd is (a) not afraid to rock the preferred picture day hairstyle of most third grade girls (ladies, you know you have a picture of you with the side twist/braid and one in the back - that was the ish back in the day!), and (b) not afraid to pose with a drag queen model who looks more masculine than you. That takes cojones!

And let’s not leave Jade out. I mean, she is the undiscovered supermodel. I see she got a new wig (must be a trend among Top Model rejects these days) and a sequinned minidress so now you really can’t tell her nothin! As if we could before. Boy Girl, you fierce!

For someone named Golden, she sure doesn’t look it. I would say more of an ashy white. I know Girlfriends went off the air but it’s still in reruns on BET so those residual checks should be in the mail. So why, Golden, do you always dress as if you’re one paycheck away from losing your house so you can only shop at Forever 21 and Bebe? These plain jane dresses are cool when you’re an aspiring actress but once you’ve been on a hit show, it’s time to step up your fashion game girl.

Just when we were getting used to the Peter Rabbit ash-white hairdo, Kelis got bored once again and tried to channel the Pink Panther instead. Just because you’re married to Nas, it doesn’t give you the right to look like the foolishness that we see here. Please use some of your husband’s money to order yourself a new stylist.



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Apparently a beauty supply store employee tried to stop Inga from gluing the rest if her weave in so he could close his store. Bad move. Anyone who knows Inga knows she’s a hood version of Naomi ‘Bitch Slap’ Campbell, and you bet’ not mess with her weave or Wet and Wild makeup.Her mugshot shows she clearly wasn’t finished doing her hair or her makeup. Mr. Beauty Store Owner, you got what you deserved.