You gotta love Nick and Mariah. The twelve year old and his wife (and her twelve year old’s dress) looked like shopped right out of J. Crew kids catalog and Forever 21 to get their Easter fresh on. I still don’t understand Mariah’s love of all things spandex - I mean, does every curve have to be on full display at all times? And the cheesy, clingy pink ruffled dress is killing me. Not only is it cheap looking, it is sheer and the ruffles look like frosting on a teenage birthday cake. And Nick, did you really have to coordinate with the pink striped tie? I can’t. Not on Easter.

UPDATE: The dress is killing Mariah too…