WTF Jaslene? What is this hot ass multicolored tranny mess you’re wearing? Looks like chick had a battle with a box of crayons. And lost. Jaslene, like all the other Top Model rejects (I don’t care that she won, what is she doing now???) need to go to some sort of Top Model reject Charm School to learn how to dress with some class. Tyra used to tell her on the show to stop wearing all this extra crap so now that the show’s over, I guess she just said screw everything Tyra told her. But the prison stripes, red belt, split up to ‘there’ blue skirt and yellow stripper shoes are just not the business.

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