Eww. Everytime I see Lil Kim, I think of Michael Jackson post-Thriller days, but pre-nose falling off. But Kim is on her way. The plastic surgeries, Botox injections, silicone and liposuction are starting to revolt and pretty soon we’re gonna see pieces of her body strewn across the stage. And that push-up bra and tank top are not gonna hold you up forever Kim. Unlike Michael Jackson, I see Kim no longer has enough money to afford performance outfits so I guess what’s good for the streets is good for the stage.

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